After a quack misdiagnosed the Professor, all he could think of was his upcoming presentation and Dr Yoga. Last week, after the exciting announcement, he prayed Dr Yoga would attend his Grand Rounds presentation at the Best Teaching Hospital (BTH). He was unsure if she was in attendance until the very last minute. He was nervous, distractedly watching for her arrival. Also, he was regretting the audacious title of his presentation, “Potent Plant Powered Penis: The Health Benefits of Veganis...

Grandma Dies From A Boob Job

The Professor hangs his head.  In the dim glow of the hospital’s nighttime fluorescents, elbows on knees, he’s torn over what weighs more:  his head or his heart? Eyes closed. Head down. He drifts off.

A click of foreign heels interrupts his momentary slumber.  His downward gaze opens to the sight of red pumps against the white tile of the hospital floor.  Confused by this incongruous scene, his ...