In a heavenly court, three legendary men are debating the greatest question of all: What is the meaning of life?

Jean-Paul Sartre, the great French existential philosopher says, “To be is to do!” All in attendance applauded the intellectual acumen.

Socrates condescending smirks at Sartre and says, “To do is to be!” and the crowd claps in admiration of the profundity.

Frank Sinatra comes to the podium, offers a serene smile, and with his rich baritone sings, “do-be-do-be-do”  Mr. Sina...